Are you trying to make me lose my coal?
Mine your own business.
I waited thousands of years to awaken, you just made me regret that.
What's your major malfunction?
Me, hard-headed? I'm so down to earth!
I can beat anything... except paper.
Don't get all sedimental on me.
You should be mine, I'm literally a gem!
If you want my attention, you'll have to be boulder.
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