Featuring: Maniacu (pally gentleman on Azgalor – US server) the writer & Luciass (warlock lady on Azgalor – US server) the lady with a big BAT forcing me to write :|
DISCLAIMER: If you don’t like this article go and cry more about it, or FORMAT u’r PC using a big SLADGE HAMMER (for that ask Pysical – he can dual them :O)
P.S. I’m sure I’ll miss some things that I want to talk about but I’m not good at writing an article and I’m awful at English so there is no room for thinking.
Life of a pally. Starting with the beginning, all good and wonderful till … *sight* you see all that classes that races awwww ooooo ummmmm then u see the pally class …..
Guardians of the Holy Light and defenders of the Alliance, paladins bolster their allies with holy auras and blessing to protect their friends from harm and enhance their powers. Wearing heavy armor, they can withstand terrible blows in the thickest battles while healing their wounded allies and resurrecting the slain.
(A) In combat, they can wield massive two-handed weapons, stun their foes, destroy undead and demons, and judge their enemies with holy vengeance. (B) Paladins are a defensive class designed to outlast their opponents. The Paladin (C) is a mix of a melee fighter and a SECONDARY spell caster. The Paladin is ideal for groups due to the Paladin’s healing, Blessings, and other abilities. Paladins can have one active aura per Paladin on each party member and use specific Blessings for specific players. Paladins are pretty hard to kill, thanks to their assortment of defensive abilities. The Paladin can also heal with Holy Light, unlike other combat classes. (D)The Paladin is an Undead specific fighter as well, with several abilities designed to be used against the Undead.
Strengths
1(a) Can wear the heaviest of armors and use most weapons
2(a) Can sacrifice self for the sake of the party to prevent a total group wipe
3(a) Can cast Auras and Blessings that provide useful buffs for other players
4(a) Can summon a Warhorse mount
5(a) Can heal party members and resurrect others after battle
Weaknesses
1(b) Heavily dependant on mana for offense and defense abilities
2(b) No ranged capabilities, except to stop wounded opponents from fleeing
3(b) Limited abilities with which to draw enemy attacks
Now let’s compare what blizz whanted a pally to look like and what the players end up to be. (again OFF TOPIC … FUCK U BLIZZARD ).
A bad dream
1st of all try leveling a pally …. O yess …..if u are crazy enough and try to lvl with a 1hander u will spend 3 times more than any other class and if u wanna be more crazy don’t use SOC ( Seal of Command : Seal of Command (Rank 1) 65 Mana nstant castGives the Paladin a chance to deal additional Holy damage equal to 70% of normal weapon damage. Only one Seal can be active on the Paladin at any one time. Lasts 30 sec.Unleashing this Seal’s energy will judge an enemy, instantly causing 46.5 to 50.5 Holy damage, 93 to 101 if the target is stunned or incapacitated.) wooaaahh well is better than anything else :|
(A) two handed weapons ? LMAO !! yes that will happened when warrior will stop to exist or … we pallys can solo BWL or w/e 40 man instance till then keep use u’r + healing 1h shit :)
(B) O RLY ?? some one please tell that to the other classes plz … though is a good part about this too :)
(C) Tell that to the Leader of a grup please, WE ARE NOT PRIESTS !!!! god …if u like to heal ROLL a priest god damn …..MELE !!! SECONDARY CASTER !! SECOND meaning not 1st … but 2nd don’t try to outheal a pirest … cummon guys ….
(D) well pretty disappointed when I seen my 1st horde undead and start spaming my exorcism on him and nothing happened … made tone of TICKETS to GM’s all a massive lie ….. /cry
1(a) Blizz please tell that often so I cand get my loot please ? i’m sick of my healing shit … BTW this is a P.S. what items are designed for pallys ? only the rare plate with + intel ? we can use w/e but we will never get w/e —-> going to (C) again ….we can do dps too,I showed that in a MC run ill show it more if i’m ALLOWED. So let me achive my Strengths 1(a)
2(a) use us more….. atleast we are good at something
3(a) idem 2(a)
4(a) to be honest BUY one don’t spend u’r time & money on a stupid quest !
5(a) Nightmare for me; happy hour for priests
1(b) not that Heavily dependant on mana but still we use a lot (this is off topic on this there is not bad part or a good part)
2(b) lol rofl lmao “except to stop wounded opponents from fleeing” LIARS !!! we don’t have any shnare effects slow and all that SHIT ! like any other class do … not even raged attack …dooh so YES if u can’t kill me just run :) lol crazy game … the hammer … well is not always killing u, and …. It misses a lot …
3(b) true … waiting for the expansion
Fun to play
I will always love to play my SPECIAL pally way cuz I don’t fear anymore on map about the horde, I rape they asses I f*ck them hard farm fast like crazy and if the problem is that big that I can’t swolow it I BUBLE HEART out !! so yes cry more cuz u can’t catch me mwhahahahahaha I can heal myself bless myself I can bandage dirnk pots even cook fish play ball and rape horde I love for what I am and I detest ppl that don’t respect me for what I am …. A FUKING DPS PALLY!
(A) I love to land a big 2h sword on the back of a horde to see him screaming ans squiling around ( over 1100dmg white + @the same SOC ) so yes ….we can DPS we can kill we are bad with bad ass 2h …
(B) I love the protection tree mmm … There is no MELEE class that will own a good prot pally !!!! NEVER !!!!
(C) I love going ganking pvp-ing healing MYSELF all in one! that’s why I play a pally :) (something like a warrior DPS + HEALS woot)
(D) Good for farming undeads ONLY ….
1(a) Best of the best to bad the items are hard to get
2(a) What can I say ? I love to kill myself for my lovely friends
3(a) Yes I love some bufs like MIGHT to own faster Kings to last more Sanctuary to block better Light to heal me more . Love my auras so I can annoy casters >:) and sanctity to put a bonus to DAMAGE.
4(a) Love my lvl 40 horse is free …. Never done the lvl 60 one cuz is stupid :)
5(a) Yesssss I can be all in wonder!
1(b) 3k mana in PVP mode … never complain about it !! so I don’t need mana >:)
Play your class as u like ! is your time of life your money / month your toon,your happiness.
HAVE FUN AND ENJOY WOW …. Try to bee les LOOTWHORES and let other ppl eat from the soup that we all worked on.
Passing is Sharing, Sharing is Heaven ….. don’t share then taste my Black List!
P.S. For blizz some FINAL WORDS that u must LEARN IT!
A hybrid is any class that is capable of filling (at least partially) roles primarily held by other classes. A paladin is a hybrid because it can tank in place of a Warrior, and heal in place of a Priest. A Shaman is a hybrid because it can deal damage in place of a Rogue / Hunter / Mage, but also heals in place of a Priest. A Druid can be a Warrior / Rogue / Caster / healer. A Rogue is NOT a hybrid because they deal melee damage, that is their primary role. They cannot heal, tank, or crowd control (sap aside).
